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  • Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • Teacher: What for?
  • Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
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archbitchshop:

there are no hot singles in my area. 

i’m tired of being lied to. 

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olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.